Disclaimer
This is for my own amusement. It is a collection of thoughts that we once had and thought maybe worthwhile holding on to. Since every new thought pushes out an old one, we have decided to send them into the air to be held for almost all eternity.
The appearance of a service
The Rintrarian appears to be a service that provides information to people in need. We don’t know you or what you need. This means we are not really giving you any real advice, help, tips, tricks, or information.
Don’t say or do anything
If you or anyone is ill-affected because of someone’s use of the information which appears to have been provided on this site, we may apologize but we don’t assume any real responsibility for the harm caused.
If someone is ill-affected because of the use of the information which appeared to be provided herein, we claim that the adverse affects were caused by mis-use of the information allegedly provided. We also claim that the information that was allegedly provided was satire, comedy, parody, irony or a caricature of something else.
Nothing is literal
Nothing on the Rintrarian site is expected to be taken literally and less is expected to be acted upon. Even less is expected to be read
Candy From A stranger
The Rintrarian believes that more than 90% of people are boring or desperate for recognition. Our supposed “services” cater to these people. As such, a boring or desperate person being harmed or causing harm as a result of some action stemming from the information provided on The Rintrarian can only be as a result of the character of a person who would take advice or candy from a total stranger. Your mom should have taught you better.
Voices in someone else’s head
We have ideas and starting points for other ideas, but they are not for you. We do not push, urge, press, force, impel, coerce, nag, prevail on, lean on, or twist someone’s arm into performing or saying anything at anytime in anyplace.
