About the Rintrarian
Statistically you are just like everyone else and completely different. That just means you are boring and that you are boring in different ways than other people.
A majority of your ideas were cultivated in the fertile womb of your mother, nursed at your mother’s teet, and even after you were weened your ideas continued to grow and mature to match the environment you were surrounded by.
Then you started to surround yourself with friends who thought the same way you did, they reinforced your beliefs. You started to get involved in the world around you and started reacting based on these ideas.
The amount of ideas you have is probably vast and uncountable. Whatever the number is, another number, ever so slightly smaller than the first, also exists of the number of things you are wrong about.
The problem is that you don’t know which parts are wrong and since part is right, the whole must be right. But you are wrong.
Your jokes are old and tired. Your talking points don’t match what is really important. Your ideas are lame. Your conversations are dull and lifeless. You are boring and you are wrong.
That is your problem and you thrust it on everyone you meet everyday.
Mostly you are boring. But more-so, you are wrong.
Like children, ideas and jokes must grow-up and die.
The Rintrarian is the answer (to being wrong and boring, not for children).
